Muhtor

Mukhtor is clever and funny. He's really kind and sweet with children. He has great sense of sarcasm. When your sad he'll be there for you. He is a very good father and husband. And everyday you'll see a smile from him for you. He is the best person you'll ever meet. So don't even try of getting rid of him or else you'll regret it.

"what's your dad's name?"
"Muhtor, and he's the coolest dad ever!"

by GLORIA NICHOLLS June 20, 2023

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.

Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night…

by Whoremembers September 3, 2023

Mustard mouth

After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole

Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Mustard

When something is good, but not great. Mild or ok.

"How was your shift?"
"Pretty mustard.

by amiblanchin August 11, 2024