mail snail trail

After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.

after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "

by Saulsmin March 26, 2008

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

jingle mail

Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.

by watchafallingknife September 16, 2008

Mailbox head

A reference towards jocks and their overly boxy head.

Wow that dude has no neck and a serious mailbox head.

by DMAK December 27, 2007

de-mail

To immediately retract a sent e-mail, having been dispatched accidentally, and usually involving incriminating content.

I just had to de-mail the boss, I sent him a picture of Rob naked, instead of the minutes from today's meeting.

by wordly wise January 20, 2007

bash mail

when someone, usually a friend sends you an email criticizing you or your affiliates. This mail usually is of a degrading message sometimes to cause harmless teasing or sometimes of a serious note.

My hockey has lost 9 games in a row, and they are out of the playoffs and my buddy just sent me bash mail bugging me about it, the prick.

by Zeek77 December 9, 2008

Swedish Mailbox

A sexual position when you are both somewhere public and you can't take your clothes off, so the girl slides her pants and panties down slightly, enough to fit your cock and balls into and slide inside her.

We were making out in the laundry room and I un zipped her pants and gave her the swedish mailbox

by ciruelamante January 19, 2010