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Moses

One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.
Man 1 - Look at that Moses over there.
Man 2 - Haha! That sucks!
Man 1 - Yeah, what a loser..
by aleams March 16, 2009
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The Moses

When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.
" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "
by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006
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moses lara

A guy that is so gay he will rape anything, even a dog.
by Moses mom January 17, 2018
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Moses

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.
Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.
by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010
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moses

a nigga who can’t get anything because his pull game weak as fuck
“Sharon asked Denzel if they could go out but Denzel pulled a MOSES and bitched out.”
by aNusShe February 27, 2019
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Mossadism

The political view supporting the act of sending Israeli agents into foreign countries to assassinate or extradite war criminals or terrorists.
Shizaf: Did you see that Nazi Eichmann get kidnapped by Israeli spies?
Omar: Yeah that was sick. I love Mossadism.
by Ludicrossmap May 7, 2020
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