Methophrenia

Exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Me: Wow, that guy is having a great conversation for a party of one.

Also me: Have some compassion, he's obviously suffering from methophrenia.

Me: That's gotta be the fire, I should ask for his hook-up.

Also me: <smh>

by josh672 (phyto) November 18, 2018

Metro town Hypebeast

Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).

Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.

by DRKSHDW November 18, 2018

Mecrophilia

people who get high on devils lettuce and want some Asian buns roasted(steamed) pronto

i totally want to do mecrophilia tonight

by mr. handle January 2, 2019

Metronamaton

Otherwise emotionally empty city lover, who unknowingly, behaves like a cyborg.

“Wow, my father is such a metronamaton, but I guess most people end up living for their city, as opposed to a different community.”

“Your dad cares about our shitty hockey team? Wow, what a metronamton!”

by mythiest February 19, 2019

Metro Fuck

Dero kids around the age of 12-16 , who hang around Australian bus interchanges , who obsessively wear Nike and Adidas clothing, generally wears bum/fanny packs to look cool and asks fellow people for cigarettes and consistenly says the word "cunt", "sick cunt", and "wanker".

hey let's not go to the interchange today, too many Metro Fucks there, can't deal with em.

by grungelover90 February 4, 2019

Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .

Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.

by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019

Metrodok

The place where most women, typically around Manila, go to. This rendezvous is often depicted as a sexual den by many, as people who go out of there had abnormal body movements below the waist.

Guy1: Pal, see that woman over there? She's been to Metrodok
Guy2: Another one bit the dust

by garlicbreadnoloaf September 10, 2019