One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.
Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
by Crimson15 August 12, 2023
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Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.
Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023
Get the Mats mug.no one could be so full of light and yet be so lost. he is a liar and a cheat he won't remember a thing about you no matter how hard you love him. his gorgeous hair and eyes and mind is painful because his infrequent words are so hurtful my heart is blackened. you were my best friend and i miss you so much
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When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.
by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024
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