Where a childless couple goes to a business and is shown photos of men and women and the couple picks out the baby to be's parents. Then the man and woman they picked out get together and have sex till the woman gets pregnant. then when the baby is born it is sold to the childless couple.
by Deep blue 2012 November 9, 2009
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The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
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Musical tones played before and sometimes during conception that sets the "mood" for either the guy or girl.
"Let's Get It On" by Barry White
"Smack That" by Akon
"Shaft" by Isaac Hayes
Quote:
"Turk and Carla required baby making music because they were unable to make a child in the first few months."
"Smack That" by Akon
"Shaft" by Isaac Hayes
Quote:
"Turk and Carla required baby making music because they were unable to make a child in the first few months."
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I was making out with my girlfriend yesterday. First we started kissing, then she came up on my lap and I grabbed her ass and continue kissing, then I slowly fingered/teased her pussy from her ass and started grabbing her tits, she started rubbing my hard cock, with clothes on. I then teased her pussy with her pants on then I slowly removed her top and grabbed her tits more. Then I removed her pants and started fingering her tight pussy. After that, she started unbuttoning my pants, she started to jerk me off, I continued to touch her everywhere, then we started dry humping, doggy and stuff. After humping, she started putting your sweet lips around my cock until I busted all over her cute face
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