Madison High School
I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
Madison High School by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020
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