Muscle Paralization

When muscles are said to be not functioning when it is time to conduct physical training or exercise.

I was unable to PT due to muscle paralization

by February 12, 2025

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.

MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 12, 2018

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.

Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.

by bmazz88 May 15, 2011

Horny Adductor Muscles

The usual adductor muscles but used in a sexy way because "whatthefruits" had a brain freeze trying to remember a word.

whatthefruits: " i feel defeated by a single sexual word"
I think it's the Horny Adductor Muscles

by DummyThiccDontAskMe May 27, 2021

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

by Beer Knowledge February 14, 2017