kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 29, 2018

Rohit Raj Mittal

Professional meme creator, pun prop entrepreneur, advocate against emergency alerts, robot marriage counselor

Person 1: Wow, look at this person's résumé! He's an entrepreneur, an advocate, and a marriage counselor! How impressive!
Person 2: What a Rohit Raj Mittal!

by ohmygoshitsrohitrajmittal September 4, 2019

prince of the mitten

babytron

“who am i the prince of the mitten”-babytron

by mxrck2e April 3, 2023

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

mitter

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A very majestic cat that wears giant glasses and violates tacos from taco bell.

1. "Dude i saw a mitter and it made me SUPER HORNY!"

by DJ Cucumber June 28, 2016

Mittlekins

A girl who gives you a hand job while wearing mittens.

"Dude, that chick is such a mittlekins, my shit is chaffed."

by Jerf McDerby March 24, 2010

Mittens

When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.

I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.

by Philosophically March 27, 2011