miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023

Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.

You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.

by Luckys.m0m June 1, 2023

Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.

What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.

by Knmagor June 12, 2023

Metametamorphosis

The metamorphosis from average human being into a pretentious, "meta" prick

"Jack's metametamorphosis has been insane"

by farterfarterstink June 16, 2023

Miami O’Clock

When the time reaches 3:05 and 305 is the area code of Miami in essence making it Miami o’clock

Jack: Hey man it’s 5 minutes pass Miami O’Clock

Alex: bro word?

Jack: yeah lol

by 212gstar June 18, 2023

Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.

Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.

by thpseudonym July 8, 2023

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023