Angry Mossball

When having sex with your girl, you grab a large wad of wet moss and throw it in her face. Laugh afterwards in a hearty way.

Ah last night I so Angry Mossballed my girlfriend!!! What a night...

by The Angry Hiker February 18, 2010

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014

aaliyah moss

She is a strong, beautiful woman and she deserves all the respect in the world. She is a smart, kind, loyal person and she stands up for her herself and other people and she never lets anyone in her way. She is always there for her friends no matter what and she always makes peoples days. She has the cutest smile and it brightens up the whole room.

Have you heard that girl aaliyah moss?!

by that_one_chick13 January 21, 2018

Ethan Moss

Ethan Moss is the best person in the world. He is really good a t soccer and when he is in a game nothing can stop him.

Person one: isn't Ethan Moss the best.
Person two: yes... yes he is.

by BUDDY11228 May 20, 2018

Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 2, 2019