mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.

Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay

by Darius Doison December 18, 2025

Bangers and Mash

A really white way of saying something is positive

Lemon creams are bangers and mash

by Bong dardum March 7, 2025

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Mash

Typically used in UK slang to describe a Gun for example a Pistol, Shotgun or SMG

One example could be: “Yo bro man parked the mash off in the block”

by 7x13x15 August 6, 2024