Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
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Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.
"Lobster was so much fun last night!"
by LiaOb June 03, 2020
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4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt
that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)
by mtowne December 26, 2007
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LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022
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Pasta and lobster

Used to express your love, appreciation, and attraction for good white men.
I love pasta and lobster” “Where is my pasta and lobster” “She got her pasta and lobster” “Pasta and lobster…sprinkle sprinkle
by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023
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Lobster

i love that lobster
by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023
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boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.
by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014
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