Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

lizard brain

Relevant to multi tasking, menial or as a distraction.

I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.

by buriedtoodeep April 23, 2022

Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.

e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.

by genericname July 16, 2020

Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.

She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.

by non-reptilian September 23, 2017

lizard land

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human

Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*

by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 May 15, 2018