lot lizards 

Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?

lot lizards by dangerdanger77 August 23, 2006

Attack Of The Flying Lizards 

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

Attack Of The Flying Lizards by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

LizardSquad 

A large group of homosexual males that lives in their parents basement and think they are hackers because they can DDOS servers and copy/paste code.

These lonely homosexuals have started becoming noticed by the public after their "DDOS" attack on PSN and XBL; "they claimed"!

They also have some brain-damaged fans who encourage them to DDOS more servers and websites since they have nothing better to do in their lives.

An example of a nerdy quote from LizardSquad, "Microsoft props to you for giving us a challenge, good work. Sony, smh."

LizardSquad by Becausewhocares August 26, 2014

Izzgaard Lizzard

A once famous and classically beautiful Scandinavian rockstar rabbit who wound up retiring to the fine city of Seaside, California to live out her final joyous days with her adoring and attentive lagomorph lover, Mad Max who is a talented and prolific poet.

Izzgaard Lizzard knew how to age gracefully, she gave up performing at just the right time in her career, becoming simply “Izzy” while focusing on what mattered most to her: true love!

Izzgaard Lizzard by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Linard 

Tall, uber cool, sexy. Skin the color of sweet mocha and a deep soul within. And one fine Master Hairstylist/Barber that is not gay! And can out shop any female on the planet. Knows how to put it together, and take it off. Easy, like Sunday mornings.

Linard Style.

Linard by klingonlursa February 3, 2010

lot lizzard 

truckstop hooker

lot lizzard by Anonymous January 31, 2002

leaping lizards 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011