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Literally me

No, motherfucker... I wrote the goddamn words that they say...

Hym “No no no motherfucker. I’m not being hyperbolic. When I say a character is literally me... I mean, I literally wrote the shit that they character says and/or am the impetus behind the character’s creation. Like... When Arthur Fleck says ‘What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that does nothing but abuse him? You get what you deserve!’ I say that it is me because I WROTE THAT. I wrote it in direct response to a statement made by a radio host about school shooters and ‘why they don’t just kill themselves’ and I wrote if HERE! Before the movie came out. No one had ever spoke that combination of words before me. The reason Homelander asks that PR rep a question and says ‘NOT RHETORICAL’ or when speaking about Black Noir says ‘He was worth more than all of you’ is because I WROTE THAT.
And the REASON he says the shit I wrote is because I said that I would be ‘Narcissistic Superman.’ The reason this other character watch to move to a certain city to start a new life is because I LIVE IN THAT CITY (Almost) and EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM. The REASON Gaku Yoneda speaks about humanities ‘Noble march towards entropy’ is because I WROTE THAT MONOLOGUE. He included me because I wrote a breakdown of his previous work and he must have liked it. About Kira’s downfall not being the result of his hubris but expecting his level of competence from an underling and the cultural significance of washing your enemies feet in Japan. He must have seen it. He must have liked it. The reason Goblin Slayer says ‘Souka’ in response to everything and is the way he is, is because I said I was like that and used to say ‘I see’ a lot. There is shit based on this. I relate to the character. YOU are COMPELLED by the character. You are compelled because I am compelling. My rhetoric is used by a multitude of people in a multitude of domains. I’m the guy who writes the shit your favorite psychologist says sometimes. Like.... some of them characters you like are LITERALLY ME. You guys are blowing me with that shit! Damn....”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
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Literal

In description of an event, usually a party, a word to strongly emphasize how lit everyone was. A literal party is a drunken mayhem but usually means everyone had a good time.
- Did you manage to make it to that party last night?
- I did. It was a literal night and everyone hooked up. You missed out!
- I'm so stupid. I hate missing parties that get literal!
by LiteralAl August 18, 2017
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I'm literally a communist

Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
by Labour supporters eat dicks January 9, 2019
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listerine

the act of dipping your balls into someones throat so they are in a sense "gargling" them like mouthwash
Should I listerine Logan while he's sleeping?
by Nagol_Notxap August 2, 2009
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'literally'

as in not "literally"
the fact that the word 'literally' just had to be identified with two types of quotation marks
by yumieee February 6, 2015
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Liter

A metric measurement used for engine displacement, brought to the states by the introduction of shitty foreign cars to the American market.
I drove my 1.6 liter Civic to the store to buy 2.0 liters of soda.
by Mprt Hatr September 29, 2003
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Pro-Lifer

someone strong in their beleif. usually a republican. can be hypocritical, but usually just strongly against abortion. by the way, abortion is murder, so you could also call a pro life person someone who against mass killing. damn those pro lifers.
oh man, that pro lifer sure is strong in their beleif, i hope one day abortion is illegal so all of the pro life people can laugh at the women in delivery rooms because they were to stop to use contriception.
by jessica hash July 4, 2004
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