left hand shame

The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.

I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.

by rh15 August 26, 2009

Left 4 Dead

In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.

LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE
______________________
Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

by BoBoBo-Bo BoBo-Bo January 23, 2009

alt left pipeline

A mystical youtube rabbit hole that leads young men into a downward spiral of radical beliefs.

My cousin Johnny went down the alt left pipeline and now he is a meninist

by BUNDOfrundo December 25, 2021

left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007

Left me unopened

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.

Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "

by oOoofboifrick May 29, 2018

Nothing left to prove

There is nothing else or more to be said or proven; legit to the n^th degree; done and double-done.

When Robert James "Bobby" Fischer defeated the Russians at their own game of chess, and then left afterword, there was nothing left to prove.

by MrMathAllOfYous December 28, 2020

Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019