Lobster

An actual piece of shit with the only upside of tasting good

Shit friend: do u like lobsters
Cool guy: no wtf lobsters are shit. Crab supremacy.

by Just A Microwave April 23, 2021

Lobster Dorsett

Sooo on the up, a lobster tail has gotta have a Lobster Bisque treatment.

I don’t who the hell ‘thermidor’ was, but TD just changed the game with Lobster Dorsett.

by noasweatt October 18, 2025

Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.

I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.

by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019

Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..

Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"

by StealthLobster November 6, 2009

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Protien Lobster

A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.

Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.

'Who's moaning on the can?'

'Phil, he's unleashing a protien Lobster'

'Ahh, pinching one out mate?'

by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025