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Lindsay

Hey that girl lindsay wears the same clothes and hits on guys while in a relationship, also a skanky ass thot
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Pulling A Lindsay

An expression used when someone does something that is largly frowned upon by the free world. Typically characterized by Lindsay Lohan's disregard for her life, career, and money.

Most commonly associated with people forgetting and looking for justification and an easy way out.
(In a heavy southern accent.)

Chrystal: "Why the fuck didn'chu call me lass nite?"
Tammy: "I was pulling a Lindsay, I got so high I didn't know where the phone was!"
Chrystal: "Crack Whore, I need'd smoks."
Tammy: "You know momma has a problem, I just can't kick the meth."
Chrystal: "Well I'ma get to work cause Reggie says if I'm late again I'ma be fired from the strip club."
Tammy: "Papa Reggie wont fire you, tell him you pulled a Lindsay."
by Dominic M August 1, 2007
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Lindsay Lohan

Started off as a totally hot, big boobed actress with an amazing perfect figure and what looked like talent. Then went Britney Spears on our asses and decided to drive like a manic, snort coke, and turn into a walking skeleton with bleached hair in the shade of 'fresh skank'.

Decided to become lesbian with Sam Ronson and let's face it could have had someone much hotter. As Eminem would say 'Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10'.

Also has a sister called Ali who is a less hot yet cleaner looking version of Lindsay.

Hopefully she will clean up her act, ditch the skank hair and eat some food.
Dave: Amy from High School used to be so hot.

Andy: Yeah I heard she got hooked on heroin.

Dave: Shame, she's such a Lindsay Lohan now.
by CarlyBunny July 8, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009
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Lindsey

the best guy in the whole world who loves his bestfriend jessica rose, cause their pretty much bad ass motherfuckers.
jess and lindsey are pretty bad ass huh?
by jessisabamff April 11, 2010
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Lindsay

A girl that is a fat cow and tries to get all the attention she can. No one likes her. She can't getr over herself or her ex. She stalkes her ex boyfriend and his girlfriend. A girl that needs the crap beat out of her. She is a slut and is a hoe. Has a boyfriend from a different state. But yet even though she has a boyfriend she has to stalk her ex and be a bitch. She is a stuck up bitch that like to be a starfish and lay on her back all day and she is a blow fish. Fucking her and like fucking a board.
Boy: "See that girl over there?"
other boy: " Yeah."
Boy: "Fucking her is like fucking a board"
Other boy: "She looks like a cow"
Boy: "She must be a Lindsay"
Other boy: "MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by monkeyballs123456789 November 26, 2010
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Lindsay Lohan

A shot:
Readheaded Slut with a splash of Coke
Can I get a Lindsay Lohan?
A what?
A Readheaded Slut with a splah of Coke.
by iheartfast September 8, 2010
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