Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.
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I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.
1. Make outrageous claims.
2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.
3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).
4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.
5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.
1. Make outrageous claims.
2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.
3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).
4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.
5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.
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Get the Flaming Liberal mug.A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
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At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.
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