Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 26, 2011

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Laptopless

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.

Jules left for Cannes laptopless.

by Rouli June 9, 2011

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LaPresha

One of the most amazing friends anyone could ask for, she'll always be there for you, if you find a friend like her, don't be dumb and say something to lose an amazing friend. She's super gorgeous and loyal and trusting. She don't look like a pig >.< and likes you facebook pictures a lot, but you love her no matter what, and she just loves panda facts(:

-Who's that girl that ?
The one who is gorgeous?
-Yeah.
LaPresha.(:

by TaylorFrancis November 28, 2012

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lapyap

Noun
Any small, insignificant lap-jumping dog that incessantly barks and yaps painfully loudly at absolutely nothing.

Stereotypical: Like most girls with bejeweled cell phone covers, she does nothing to stop her little puke of a lapyap from annoying everyone in her building.

Mathematical: All chihuahuas are lapyaps. All lapyaps should be suffocated. Therefore, all chihuahuas should be suffocated.

by TheToyer August 20, 2016

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Lapeno

A very tall but bad bitch who you can’t kill. A lapeno probably owns a pair of airpods to flex on all y’all broke peasants. She really brown with curly hair. PERIOT.

stop acting like such a lapeno

by Best frannnnnnnnnnnnn August 29, 2019

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