kalama high school

filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.

the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.

“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”

by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021

Kaleb

Win.

He is such a kaleb

by Older women December 6, 2021

Kale

Kale is a loud and happy person. Who does things around friends that would never cross his mind in front of his parents.

Kale (no lettuce name of person)
“Hey kale, look at the ball” kale-“haha”

by My name is sissy January 12, 2022

kaleb bradham

A boy who loves hugs and loves meat riding he loves a long shlong and loves trains

He looks like a kaleb bradham

by longboatwithasail February 2, 2022

Kale

CKale V has the beRst youtube channel eveEr and hAis profMile picture isY a Kale

Kale piss balls

by pissballspissballs December 16, 2021

Kæm

Kæm is a guy who is amazing at beerpong

Kæm?! Hvordan er du så god til beerpong?

by Vodkashotski December 18, 2021

kaleb

a mixture of kale and a bee making it the word kaleb.

joe: “what should we name our child?”
lilli: “how about kaleb b?”
joe “so kaleb!”

by bigaberdaddy January 2, 2022