norah jones

A term coined in albuquerque as a combination of "No" and "Ora (as in Orale)." Can be used as an exclamatory phrase or as a comparative term. Created by the bowlas.

Norah Jones, bro! That's sick!

It's hot as a Norah out here.

by Alex McCue January 12, 2008

mike jones

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.

"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"

by spitinacopsface March 8, 2007

Landry Jones

Pathetic-looking mustache somehow redeemed by the heroic acts and talent of its owner

Dude 1: "How can that guy get away with that stache?"

Dude 2: "It's only because it's a Landry Jones--fear the stache, man"

by STM10 September 20, 2009

phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

Mr Jones

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies

Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies

by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005

lexi jones

lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!

guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;

by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017