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Johnny Borrell 

Frontman of Razorlight, aka Razorshite. They come up with good tunes, but Johnny is a bit of a spazz.
He was in The Libertines for one day, and because he was kicked out, he whined and sulked, and eventually saw red and arranged for two guys to beat up poor Pete Doherty...as if Pete doesn't have enough damage already(drugs) on a daily basis, these guys had to bash his face in as well!
'The boy looked at Johnny,
He said, my word that was fun.
Oh he did it with his hat on, and a saddle and a gun.'
-The Boy looked at Johnny (The Libertines) Song which makes fun of Johnny Borrell.

'All my life, being a spazz, in America, when i'm English and gay'
-REAL lyrics to the song of 'America' (Razorlight)

Johnny Borrell by bilo4eva December 9, 2008
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johnny depp 

The one 40 year old I would be willing to have a relationship with and the one 40 year old who's girlfriend I am completely jealous of. Definately the most handsome man in the world.
Even though there is a huge age difference, I would marry that man. I love him!!
johnny depp by Kat M. February 2, 2004

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
Johnny Damon by jon April 8, 2004

johnny depp 

extremely Gorgouse, one of the best actors on the face of the earth. Everyone should see Sleepy Hollow, Blow, Ed Wood, Gilbert Grape, Pirates, Chocolate, and ofcourse Edward Scisor hands ect. ect. Absoltuly fabulous in everyway
Girl: Did you see that hot guy over there?
Person 2: Almost as bangable as Johnny depp; the hotest man alive
johnny depp by Emma January 18, 2004

johnny depp 

My man, not yours!!!!!! THE absolute HOTTEST, SEXIEST, AND MOST TALENTED actor EVER to grace the world with his presence!!!
Mr. John Christopher Depp II;
aka Johnny Depp; aka The Deppster; aka The John-John Man; aka Crybaby; aka Ichabod Crane; aka Captain Jack Sparrow and many many many more!!!
johnny depp by Mrs. Johnny Depp January 5, 2004

johnny depp 

gorgeous face, gr8 eyeliner, fab hair(always), fantastic talent, cute ass.......... yet he's a 40 year old dude?! Jesus Christ. check out anwen and carys and bethan aka Johnny Depp no1 fans.
phowar!!!!!!!!!
wwwwwwooow!
omg! lushlushlushlushlushlush
wehey!
do u fancy jd? fk i!

johnny depp 

awesomely lush with amazing eyeliner
also very very good looking even with beads in his beard
johnny depp rocks
he has great eyeliner
i wonder where he got it...?
johnny depp by moogy poop February 16, 2004