jocknerd

Noun. A nerd who believes himself to be socially superior due to the fact that his obsessions are shared by one or more other people. Arguably the most dangerous form of nerd, because they steadfastly believe that nerdery is something to be proud of, which it demonstrably is not.

Terry: Only losers don't play world of warcraft. It's the coolest thing on teh interwebs.

Jack: Fuck you, you fucking jocknerd.

by Gary Lineker August 3, 2010

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 28, 2006

jokerstyne

a man who is funny/makes funny jokes.. you can always count on this yute to keep the party live

yo dis guy is a jokerstyne

by jamba man March 18, 2021

spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Parts Jockey

n. An unskilled electronics troubleshooter. One whose primary means of solving problems is simply to replace components. Parts jockeys exclusively use exhaustive trial and error to find problems.

It will take Bob forever to find the problem, he's just a parts jockey, not a real technician.

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Pickel Jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickel jockey.

by Jerry A. August 29, 2006