jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

Skinny jimmy

An unusually skinny joint that is just as potent as a normal joint because its all or mostly filled with kief.

I smoked some skinny jimmy on the way over here.

by Alphalabeef March 11, 2015

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

Jimmy Garoppolo

Decent qb that always chockes in big games and game winning drives

Jimmy Garoppolo is better than Zach Wilson

by Patchito March 8, 2022

Gay Jimmy

Usually a Gay Boy Thats Also Italian

Gay Jimmy is a JimBitch

by LilBuzi August 17, 2020

Jimmy Somerville

The act of singing the classic 80s lyrics 'Aaaaaahhhh Baby...' Jimmy Somerville style during sex. Preferably before orgasm for added effect.

"I nailed this girl last night. She pulled a Jimmy Somerville on me."

by JimmySomervilleLovers May 18, 2009

jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020