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Jewish Stew

Jewish Stew is where u cum in their (Male or female or how ever you Identify as) ass. then Shove a carrot 🥕 in there ass. Then 450° for a hour 30 in the oven.
We are eating good tonight Boyz, we're having Jewish Stew
by EL_K1LLER_1_7 May 2, 2022
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Jewish

God's chosen people/ The religion (and ethnicity) of Jesus Christ/ the race with a subset of the highest IQs in the world.
"They were all Jewish, a.k.a. God's chosen people."
by David of Michelangelo May 10, 2022
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Jewish jizzkit

Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store
Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!
by thebarncrafter May 26, 2022
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jewish slave

A Jewish slave is a person who followed the Jewish religion from 1939-1945 who worked for the Nazis in the concentration camps of Auschwitz and other camps around Poland
Bro I feel so bad for Jewish slaves
by theypissmeoff123 June 4, 2022
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Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face
Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!
by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021
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Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.
"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021
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Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
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