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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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Jewishlery

Any fine quality object or thing you made that came out awesome. Referring to the jewels from Jewish jewlers.
That part I made is jewishlery.
by the force be with you December 13, 2018
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
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Jewish Cupcake

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?
by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019
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jewish sailor

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.
The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.
by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 1, 2019
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jewish worm

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm
by Dank jew May 4, 2019
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Jewish gnome

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

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A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...
"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+
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