jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

Jimmy Garoppolo

Decent qb that always chockes in big games and game winning drives

Jimmy Garoppolo is better than Zach Wilson

by Patchito March 8, 2022

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

Jimmy Somerville

The act of singing the classic 80s lyrics 'Aaaaaahhhh Baby...' Jimmy Somerville style during sex. Preferably before orgasm for added effect.

"I nailed this girl last night. She pulled a Jimmy Somerville on me."

by JimmySomervilleLovers May 18, 2009

Gay Jimmy

Usually a Gay Boy Thats Also Italian

Gay Jimmy is a JimBitch

by LilBuzi August 17, 2020

jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

Dirty Jimmy

Sticking a finger covered in semen inside a person's ear. A wet willy except with cum.

Dude after I shot cum it her face, I gave her a Dirty Jimmy!

by Nick the re-tard April 9, 2010