April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

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april 9th

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 09, 2021

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The one day you have to spend 24 hours, smoke your life away and get too high :)

You already know it’s 4/20... No need to define April 20th :x

by April 20th April 19, 2021

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Friend 1: It's April 13 today.
Friend 2: Well bring it in!

by Anonymus 232 April 07, 2022

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International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches

Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!

by NotDemented April 18, 2022

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The day Taco Bell makes the big bucks and the people lose the big buck. Unironically both are to weed.

Person 1: Dude its April 20 lets go get high.

Person 2: But my mom said we're going to Taco Bell.

by Mike -Hawk April 19, 2021

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hey its april 20

by nonamenono April 20, 2022

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