The fetish box is a hypothetical container which everyone posesses. In this box is stored any item which, by the assossiated definition, is regarded as a fetish.
The fetish box is typically closed at any given time, though few rare circumstances can result in other people becoming aware of the (sometimes many) fetishes held within, this is "opening the fetish box".
The fetish box can also be used as a short term storage device for any comment, conversation or action which needs not be had at the time it is considered, in this case, the conversation, comment or action is "put in the fetish box"
The fetish box is typically closed at any given time, though few rare circumstances can result in other people becoming aware of the (sometimes many) fetishes held within, this is "opening the fetish box".
The fetish box can also be used as a short term storage device for any comment, conversation or action which needs not be had at the time it is considered, in this case, the conversation, comment or action is "put in the fetish box"
"I cant do this right now, put it back in your fetish box"
"I cant believe you just went and opened your fetish box, what the hell were you thinking? I didn't want to know that man, far too much information"
"That's some kind of chronic weirdness man, dont tell anyone that ever again, put it in your fetish box"
"I cant believe you just went and opened your fetish box, what the hell were you thinking? I didn't want to know that man, far too much information"
"That's some kind of chronic weirdness man, dont tell anyone that ever again, put it in your fetish box"
by BIG Dave ;) June 23, 2006

brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
by jeny February 25, 2008

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

A good way to smoke marijuana in your house without getting caught.What you do is turn on the shower in you bathroom and let it get really steamy. Then once it is steamy enough you light up your joint, pipe, bong or whatever you smoke your weed from, and then the smoke and steam co-mingle and you cant see or smell a thing.
This is a good technique to use in hotel rooms.
This is a good technique to use in hotel rooms.
by mhorittochelln July 3, 2005

Who was calling on the bitch box?
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Rachel came over and served me a warm box dinner.
The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.
The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.
Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016
