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Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.
"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"
by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014
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Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.
Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.
by Brew Beard September 9, 2015
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Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"
by Zeps March 6, 2010
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chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.
by batmap October 15, 2014
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Bearded Men

Men with bears who are either really sexy, or likes other men. Goes by the name Dalton and kisses dudes is the locker room.
Bearded Men are just like Lil Nas X.
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Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
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Bearded Cactus

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.
by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015
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