A person who lives in an attic and cannot achieve any attraction of any form from a woman. Exclusively plays Apex Legends. Uses Reddit and Discord religiously. Thinks he is a genius for being an atheist. Either built like a stick figure or a discord mod. Has only felt the touch of a woman when his mother left him on the side of the road as an infant.
by Seanisgay December 15, 2022
Get the Incel mug.1). A state in which one refuses intimacy with women.
2). The state of involuntary celibacy.
3). A forced reality when someone realizes that a desired romantic partner is a whore, which creates in the being of person a need to escape the opposite sex.
2). The state of involuntary celibacy.
3). A forced reality when someone realizes that a desired romantic partner is a whore, which creates in the being of person a need to escape the opposite sex.
by Swindler4949 April 21, 2023
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Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that's hard for them to understand.
Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
by intdes April 25, 2010
Get the Intellectual Masturbation mug.a term femels use against others when they get offended :(
Also high chance they are social rejects or Not genetically good looking
Also high chance they are social rejects or Not genetically good looking
♀️: Men are bad, they should go to war and die. Why do men exist. *Hating on men gender*
🤦 ♂️: that's not nice please stop lol you're cringe
♀️: *self projects* YOU'RE INCEL EWW!
🤦 ♂️: that's not nice please stop lol you're cringe
♀️: *self projects* YOU'RE INCEL EWW!
by The guy you broke him January 6, 2022
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Mental condition by which the afflicted assumes that their, opinion or point of view is is the only "correct" one. Basis for the disease is that the sufferer can't comprehend that someone else might think differently than they do about a subject.
Mental condition by which the afflicted assumes that their, opinion or point of view is is the only "correct" one. Basis for the disease is that the sufferer can't comprehend that someone else might think differently than they do about a subject.
Tim: "Have you ever noticed, that in a conversation, Ollie becomes overly insistent on his take in the matter?" "He'll come at you with both barrels if your opinion differs from his."
Ned: "Yeah, well that's because Ollie was born with Inselfilitis, he has a one track mind.
Ned: "Yeah, well that's because Ollie was born with Inselfilitis, he has a one track mind.
by C.A. Stallworth April 25, 2006
Get the Inselfilitis mug.An individual (most commonly male) who believes a lack of sex they experience is due to factors beyond their control such as genetics and systemic oppression, rather than their willingness, or lack thereof, to court those as ugly and inept as themselves, and see no purpose behind improving their lives, as it's perceived as a coping mechanism.
You'd have to be a real incel to think you can find mad cuties without brushing your teeth. Remember to brush your teeth, kids...
by Jimmbalaya September 11, 2018
Get the Incel mug.Either debating/arguing/discussing about things(for more than a short bit of time) that don't matter, or debating/arguing/discussing about things that matter without taking any action.
Examples of "Intellectual Masturbation":
Debating/arguing/discussing about things that don't matter:
Jeremy: did you hear about the new stabbing?
Zoey: yeah, it is really terrible... I wonder why this keeps happening? people in the world... are sometimes so unpredictable.
Jeremy: Yeah... I hear you. I hope nothing like this happens again. Damn... those things are just so awful...
or
Jeremy: So my friend made a theater room in his apartment and they barely watch anything there.
Zoey: I would actually watch stuff in a theater room if I had one.
or
Jeremy: I think League of Legends is better than Dota
Zoey: I think Dota is better than League of Legends
Jeremy: Ok, let's give our full opinion and discuss exactly why we think they way we do.
Debating/arguing/discussing about things that matter without taking any action:
Jeremy: our system is broken... we really need to fix it. People need to be nicer to each other.
Zoey: You are So right. Change has to happen
Jeremy: Anyway... I gotta go to my 9 to 5 job. Wanna watch the new episode of Game of Thrones later?
Zoey: Yeah. Gonna go to study literature, I hope to become a book author. Maybe I'll even write a book about how the world needs to change.
Jeremy: Catch you later!
Zoey: Bye bye!
Debating/arguing/discussing about things that don't matter:
Jeremy: did you hear about the new stabbing?
Zoey: yeah, it is really terrible... I wonder why this keeps happening? people in the world... are sometimes so unpredictable.
Jeremy: Yeah... I hear you. I hope nothing like this happens again. Damn... those things are just so awful...
or
Jeremy: So my friend made a theater room in his apartment and they barely watch anything there.
Zoey: I would actually watch stuff in a theater room if I had one.
or
Jeremy: I think League of Legends is better than Dota
Zoey: I think Dota is better than League of Legends
Jeremy: Ok, let's give our full opinion and discuss exactly why we think they way we do.
Debating/arguing/discussing about things that matter without taking any action:
Jeremy: our system is broken... we really need to fix it. People need to be nicer to each other.
Zoey: You are So right. Change has to happen
Jeremy: Anyway... I gotta go to my 9 to 5 job. Wanna watch the new episode of Game of Thrones later?
Zoey: Yeah. Gonna go to study literature, I hope to become a book author. Maybe I'll even write a book about how the world needs to change.
Jeremy: Catch you later!
Zoey: Bye bye!
by JohnSmith532452452 October 31, 2015
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