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does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023
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I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
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I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo
by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
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UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.
Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.
by Remanterm December 13, 2021
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I like you Gabriel

You will search this up if you are in lobe with a gabriel. I am in love with one their just so nice and cute. I LOVE YOU BABE.
by ,mnzbxfjhasdghfkjabf December 22, 2023
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I know like hell

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!
“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

I know like hell she didn’t”
by Williwonkaaaaa February 8, 2022
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I LIKE YOUR DRESS

You see that guy expose himself , " describe him, "I LIKE YOUR DRESS , as that SKIRT, "STOP" as that is our PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN as he is our resident SHITEATER and PISS DRINKER.

When I wear always the same STINKY DRESS as the SMELL IS DOWN WIND my COCK AND BALLS as well as MY ASS makes an appearance at times where certain people give me a compliment , " I LIKE YOUR DRESS".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 4, 2022
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