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stairway to heaven

The best song ever by led zeppelin. Has the best guitar solo. If u play the verse "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now it's just a spring clean for the may queen yes there are 2 paths you can go by but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on" backwards it translates to "sweet satan the one whose little path would make me sad whose power is satan he'll give those with him 666 and in his little toolshed where he mad us suffer sad satan"
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
by Death's imaginary friend (Lee) November 15, 2004
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Heavenly Sword

When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.
Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.
by rebel13459 October 1, 2007
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heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.
by oddkin May 2, 2005
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Swag Heaven

The place in which people with tight swag go after they pass away
You that guy has insane nice swag, he is deff going to swag heaven
by TheSwagGateKeeper May 12, 2010
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heaven

Graffiti: The large signs that span across highways, generally green.
I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.
by Big Sate Dogg April 13, 2005
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7 minutes in heaven eren

the best eren jaeger fanfic made by kw_writes but was sadly discontinued.
Josh: Yo you read the 7 minutes in heaven eren thing on ao3?
Aidan: Nah but my girl did
by sadaddy January 15, 2022
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Stairway to Heaven

When a shit taken piles upon itself until it reaches out of the water of the toilet bowl.
Dude, you okay? You spent twenty minutes in there." "Yeah, but I climbed the Stairway to Heaven." "You what?" "I shat so much that my crap piled out of the water." "Gross.
by Conchubhar July 9, 2010
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