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worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after
Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!
by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017
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Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .
I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .
by Big__tasty May 2, 2019
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Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.
Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.
by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019
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Wuhan handshake

When you cough into your hand and then shake someone elses to spread coronavirus
I just gave Jerome the wuhan handshake he didnt even realize, hes got the corona now.
by shake800 March 23, 2020
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Pufferfish hands

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves
by Pufferfish hand expert February 19, 2021
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1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021
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Shaking hands with the pope

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021
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