“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.
“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.
“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.
by AllyConda March 26, 2024
Get the William hurt youmug. by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018
Get the my shirt hurtmug. Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not
*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶
Friend: I’m not
*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶
by geetotheE May 5, 2019
Get the butt hurtmug. Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016
Get the hurt miningmug. Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
Get the Hurt a jew, we sue youmug. Literally the most beautiful person you will EVER meet. She is an AMAZING friend, and you can trust her to keep all of your secrets. She loves her family and treats her friends like nobody else does. She loves her friends to pieces and would literally do ANYTHING for them. She gets ALL the guys. But don't mess with A Hurt Buddy or you will be sorry because she is literally the most amazing person you will ever meet.❤️
by Secrettt hehehe January 27, 2018
Get the Hurt Buddymug. by K1ttyp1 December 6, 2020
Get the Hurtedmug.