Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

Gooners

Parents over 40 that hump loudly

Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

by Naderjuice January 3, 2026

Goonery

Goonery refers to the conduct, mindset, and day-to-day actions of a goon—especially when operating outside conventional norms while maintaining self-respect, confidence, and strategic awareness.

Key attributes of goonery:
Unfiltered Authenticity – Acting without dilution or apology.
Situational Swagger – Adapting presence to the environment while staying dominant.
Low-Noise Confidence – Power that does not require announcement.
Improvised Intelligence – Making sharp decisions with limited resources.
Cultural Defiance – Rejecting imposed rules that do not serve purpose or growth.

Goonery = the execution and behavior.
Goonology = the philosophy and framework

As made famous by Elegant Goon - Independent Recording Artist

Goonery is what happens when theory meets pavement. It is not performance—it is posture.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2026

Goonette

a hoe or gay friend that likes to goon aggressively to "Chuds"

im a goonette to my chud

by shadowgoon27 January 8, 2026

Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

by papadanky January 9, 2026

Reverse Goosey

A Reverse Goosey is a text book reach around where the hand doing the work emerges in an un-natural backwards position.

Tim: Man, that Reverse Goosey Rebecca gave me last night had me shooting hella wads.

John: Damn, thats tight, Rebecca is the Reverse Goosey queen.

Both: Hight five.

by Junkmaster5000 February 12, 2015