Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.

Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC

by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025

Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people

Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass

by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019

Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.

i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned

by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021

flicker goon

its when you wank it super fast and you goon

man 1: do you goon much

man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning

by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024

Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator

Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?

by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025

Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.

"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."

by splooger6000 June 16, 2025

Goon

A member of the gang, "Goon Squad", located in northern Utah. Goons are known for their violence and badass ways. Only way to become a goon is if your from the PV, NO, or OV hood.

If you mess with a goon, your shit will be dropped, no questions asked, end of story.

by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 9, 2010