A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
by Doucheperier February 19, 2010
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You can be a bad motherf*cker, but that don’t make you a man.
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To gone-girl /tu ɡɔ n ɡɜ rl/ verb
transitive
- To inflict, hurt or harm on someone for wrong done to oneself in a psychology-wise sophisticated way .
- To get revenge
Since men of Fragile Masculinity and enormous ego got their beloved superhero, Patrick Bateman, we appeal to our sorority to establish our new icon and Queen - Amy Elliott Dunne. Not only she had taken away her snide, flippant and unfaithful husband’s peace, she also taught us girls how to ̶f̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶n̶c̶y̶ ̶ make our dignity rise up like a Phoenix. ( She also served us an iconic Cool Girl monologue)
We are sure that at least 1 out of 3 girls met him - a softboi ( technically a f*ckboy for GenZ). Who is he, why you should totally dump him and why do you feel that irresistible urge to gone-girl him?
That’s exactly what our first podcast is about! Stay tuned for our first episode of
“the SusAnna Podcast”
You can be a bad motherf*cker, but that don’t make you a man.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀– LDR
To gone-girl /tu ɡɔ n ɡɜ rl/ verb
transitive
- To inflict, hurt or harm on someone for wrong done to oneself in a psychology-wise sophisticated way .
- To get revenge
Since men of Fragile Masculinity and enormous ego got their beloved superhero, Patrick Bateman, we appeal to our sorority to establish our new icon and Queen - Amy Elliott Dunne. Not only she had taken away her snide, flippant and unfaithful husband’s peace, she also taught us girls how to ̶f̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶n̶c̶y̶ ̶ make our dignity rise up like a Phoenix. ( She also served us an iconic Cool Girl monologue)
We are sure that at least 1 out of 3 girls met him - a softboi ( technically a f*ckboy for GenZ). Who is he, why you should totally dump him and why do you feel that irresistible urge to gone-girl him?
That’s exactly what our first podcast is about! Stay tuned for our first episode of
“the SusAnna Podcast”
by Gonegirl777 January 9, 2021
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Ethan used his goo-gone on his keyboard after he squirted his man-goo without being a reasonable distance away.
by LHSraiders November 22, 2010
Get the Goo-Gone mug.Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
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Get the I'm gone mug.An oafish dimwitted goofball from a small town, usually from the Southern or Midwestern states, but can also be found in the American Southwest , Pacific Northwest and occasionally the more rural areas of New England. Similar to a hick but with more limited cognitive abilities (as hard to swallow as that might be). Goobers can have lovable characteristics, but that’s not always set in stone.
On the movie Deliverance the guys who sodomized Ned Beatty were hillbillies, while the retard with the banjo was simply a harmless goober.
by McLuvin505 May 3, 2008
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