Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold

Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

gold digger

Like a hooker only smarter

Anna Nicole wasn't a whore. She stayed with his 90 year old penis to long. She was a gold digger.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in

I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.

by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008

golden sombrero

In baseball, the golden sombrero is a slang term used to describe a player's inglorious feat of striking out four times in a single game.

Russ Laribee struck out 8 times in 1981, becoming the only player with two golden sombreros in one game.

by Jamplo the Great May 4, 2009

Goldendoodle

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.

Goldendoodles are a good time.

by bigchungusgodummy March 18, 2019

Golden State Warriors

To win 73 games during the regular season, and choke a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers to lose the NBA Finals.

Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors bricks a 3-pointer, and Kyrie Irving hits the game-winner in Curry's face en-route to an NBA championship.

by flowaurora019 June 19, 2016

Golden Touch

A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.

"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"

by Dazzamon April 20, 2006