God
God by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004
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A character quite possiby of fiction imagined in pre-scientific times when manhad no means of explaning natural phnomenon. Despite numerous logical and moral paradoxes that come with belief.
Bobby Christian: God exists!
Stevie Atheist: There is no god.
Bobby: well then how do you account for the universe?
Stevie: The big bang.
Bobby: What caused the big bang?
Stevie: Numerous theories abound. The root cause has yet to be found.
Bobby: Aha! This means god did it!
Stevie: Well then where did god come from?
Bobby: He's eternal of course.
Stevie: Proof please.
Bobby: We don't need proof. It's called faith.
Stevie: It seems that there's more proof for the big bang then god and scientists rely on empiricism, logic, and naturalism insted of faith whch is really another word for unjustifed belief in the face of contradicting evidence.
Stevie Atheist: There is no god.
Bobby: well then how do you account for the universe?
Stevie: The big bang.
Bobby: What caused the big bang?
Stevie: Numerous theories abound. The root cause has yet to be found.
Bobby: Aha! This means god did it!
Stevie: Well then where did god come from?
Bobby: He's eternal of course.
Stevie: Proof please.
Bobby: We don't need proof. It's called faith.
Stevie: It seems that there's more proof for the big bang then god and scientists rely on empiricism, logic, and naturalism insted of faith whch is really another word for unjustifed belief in the face of contradicting evidence.
God by Jean-Paul Lamont December 23, 2010
God
God by THE REAL Grungegirl August 14, 2009
God
The all-powerful, all-knowing Being that DOES EXIST, YOU STUPID ATHEIST JERKS!!!!!
His ability to see the future= just 'cause he knows today's future doesn't mean that we can't change it and He'll still know that.
Proof the Bible is true and that Jesus is real:
The Evangelists say that the WOMEN found out about the Resurrection. No Bible time person worth his keep would ever give a woman credit for anything unless it was absolutely true.
His ability to see the future= just 'cause he knows today's future doesn't mean that we can't change it and He'll still know that.
Proof the Bible is true and that Jesus is real:
The Evangelists say that the WOMEN found out about the Resurrection. No Bible time person worth his keep would ever give a woman credit for anything unless it was absolutely true.
Score:
Team God: Infinity because God always wins.
Team Atheists: Negative infinity because you're stupid.
Team God: Infinity because God always wins.
Team Atheists: Negative infinity because you're stupid.
God by The New Guy Down The Street June 18, 2009