dick fucktard

a variation of the commonly used term fucktard

a way of calling your friends assholes and telling them you hope they choke on there beer without just coming out and saying it

Dick Fucktard was coined during Operation Green Harvest
Drunken Friends; "your a slut"
Drunken Friends; "no YOUR MOMS a slut"
Drunken Friends; "oh I'LL SHOW YOUR MOM a slut"
Drunken Britt; "you guys are a bunch of dick fucktards"
by Brittvj January 4, 2009
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shit-smellin-fucktard

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner
benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard
by onebigcracka May 7, 2005
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A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.
That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.
by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012
mugGet the Shitty fucktard bitch whore.mug.
Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker
Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME
by SwearDisShit October 23, 2007
mugGet the fucktarded shitfag ala bitchfacemug.

Window Licking Fucktard

Window licking fucktard as Tim Mcamis would say.
Elizabeth: hey look at weird looking dude coming through the door.

Maverick: that is a window licking fucktard
by look-at-my-titties August 23, 2019
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A person who's a pussy, gay, an emo, and a fucking retard all at the same time.
The British kid in the Ebaum's World video, "Psycho Kid Reviews Modern Warfare Video" is a pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to Guy#2?
Guy3: He got grounded by his mom, so he started crying in his room, shoving a remote in his ass, cutting himself, and then he started running around like an asshole.

Guy1: Wow. That guy must've been a real pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard!
by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009
mugGet the pussy-faggot-emo-fucktardmug.
The Abbreviation of Team-Killing Fucktard is TKFT, the plural form is TKFTs.

1. True TKFT (TTKFT) Team-Killing Fucktards normally have little or no experience at playing games, and therefore are expected to have little or no understanding of how the game works. also known as Newbies or newbs They rarely work in packs, often due to the fact that since they are Team-Killers, they may just kill the other TKFTs out of instinct.
Detection:
The early presence of a TKFT on the field is detected by observing spontaneous, random, unnatural walking patterns while they get accustomed to their new environment. As a rule, abstinence from heavy equipment (RPG's, BFG's, etc.) is well-advised.Team-Killing Fucktards do not have a common specific language that they will always use, unlike n00bs, and may be fluent in several different languages; therefore making them harder to detect early.

Prevention:
True Team-killing fucktards will never be fully eradicated. it helps eliminate their numbers, however, when you give them a tutorial and show them the enemy.

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
p1- I cant believe he shot half his own team with a RPG because he forgot what color he was. what a dipshit.
p2- Yeah, what a True Team-Killing Fucktard!
by Super-Ultimare-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011
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