Meat Flower 

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

Meat Flower by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019

Jack flower 

Jack flower is Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and is a big ugly mother fucker who can't get the right girl without acting hard

he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up

people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up

jock flower is a fucking dick #jack flower

Jack flower by Funny dgdh January 8, 2020

Blooming flower 

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

Blooming flower by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

cock flower 

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.

Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"

cock flower by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020

Chicken flower 

The pussy of a chicken

“That chicken flower was so spicy”

Chicken flower by Pissbot69 June 24, 2020

Spleens Flower 

Cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.

Spleens Flower by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020

Douche flower 

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.

Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”

Douche flower by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021