The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth December 14, 2008
Get the Russian Monkey Felcher mug.When a man is fucking a women, he rips out her hair and duck tapes it to his penis. Then he anals her, tickling her colon. Finally, he tickles/beats her face with his extra-hairy,feces cover schlong untill bleeding occers and the man ejaculates.
There's no more dust on her face anymore, i took care of that with my arabian feather duster.
You should of seen her after he bashed her with his arabian feather duster.
You should of seen her after he bashed her with his arabian feather duster.
by Superj1135 September 26, 2010
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Dude, I heard that he stubbed his toe and went to the ER! What a featherweight.
Dude, I heard that he stubbed his toe and went to the ER! What a featherweight.
by teh ero March 5, 2011
Get the Featherweight mug.by Michael Jacko May 13, 2005
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Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
by it's this girl, biscuit! February 21, 2011
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Hey man, the seats in your car are really comfy! - Thanks, paid like 20$ for the feather!
Hey man, the seats in your car are really comfy! - Thanks, paid like 20$ for the feather!
by The Bossss April 30, 2014
Get the Feather mug.1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007
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