Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022

the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

father oak

The worlds greatest sigma Ohio streamer rizz skibidi toilet Avery fanum tax

Dangg Father oak get your gyatt out of my face!

by Skibidi Rizzler November 2, 2023

Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed

Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City

by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022