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squinchy faced

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.
Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.
by slick slider February 10, 2010
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keta-faced

Adjective. To be incapitated due to overuse of the ketamine drug. Usually results in time distortion, general lack of awareness and having an all round good time. An individual who finds himself/herself keta-faced will find the desire to inform all around that he/she is keta-faced and doesn't know whats going on. They, however, will lack the ability/motivation to describe the experience throughly.
"I had just finished my second bag of special K and was absolutely keta-faced!"
"Fuck me, the room is spinning, i must be keta-faced!"
by The Horse Whisperer786 March 30, 2010
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Lesnar Faced

When you wake up in the morning with a puffy face and it's hard to open your eyes after a couple of hours of sleep or a heavy night of drinking, making you look like Brock Lesnar after he landed on his face after botching a Shooting Star Press at Wrestlemania XIX.
Urrghh I'm Lesnar Faced!
I'm LF'd this morning!
by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011
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schmitt-faced

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
by boing757 June 2, 2009
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poop faced poop headed poop

AHHHH look out there's a poop faced poop headed poop and he's running around in a circle while snorting cocaine and watching alien anime.
by George's mom March 23, 2004
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Troll Faced Whore

Body of Origin eastside Eastside/Scandanavian

A slutty female with troll like features and “olive
loaf back acne” who trolls about the eastside or whores herself in a hobbit like nature while “trolling” in man folk. Not to be confused with an elf face whore that have enlarged ears or a pig faced whore who have an enlarged snout and swine like features. A troll faced whore will have distinct features of a supernatural creature one of a Scandanavian folklore displaying camel toe jeans, construction boots, exposed thongs and water bras. Thus the “trolling features” are included in this definition also take note a troll face whore will be i.e.” Trolling for men”- circulating moving around town unlike its ancestor the “troll” who is suppose to dwell in damp caves and mountains, masturbating silently. Which makes her a whore by her ancestry by flouting and stepping outside the “norm” of her cave for trolling while indulging in whorish activities sniffing out hobbits or unemployed men folk while embodying all the features of a "troll" herself making one a :Troll Faced Whore.
That Troll Faced Whore was hitting on my boyfried, I think her back zit poped in his face, she should go crawl back to her cave!
That Troll Faced Whore has been hooking and luring in men all night to bring back to her cave to fondle her camel toe.
Did you see Melissia that Troll Faced Whore? She must of just crawled out from her cave tonight to pick up on a deli contestant boy instead of her normal prey of hobbits, wizards and folk-lords.
by Luncheonmeat1 January 24, 2010
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faced

its when you get owned by an insult, but sometimes u can smoke a bag of reefer to the dome and get faced.


example #1, haha you got faced by that guy so hard!
example #2, damn billy you got faced from that water bong!
by faced September 16, 2004
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