fecal rope

string o shit

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids

by Billche April 6, 2003

fece

(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.

(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"

by the fece-man cometh May 4, 2007

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

feckbag

1. Banterful or comradely term of abuse used in a similar way to swine or git to describe a friend who has outplayed you in an online game.
2.Real-life term describing a friend who has had good fortune.

1. That feckbag Richie shot me 12 times on St Lo.
2. Richie has just won the Euro lottery the lucky feckbag.

by |C3| November 12, 2008

fecal flinger

One who fucks off a lot, or is fucking off at the time.

One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.

Used offten to harass friends.

"Get in the truck you fuckin' fecal flinger"

by Andy M. January 20, 2007

fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007

Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009