Molar Express

When riding on a bullet train, a woman deep throat’s a man’s penis and jingles his balls while he makes a Christmas wish. Then, he fucks the woman from behind as fast as he can and leaves an icicle of cum on her ass.

I saw a hot woman on the train and she gave me a molar express.

by Zagnut123 November 23, 2025

Dreamland Express

A sex act involving knocking someone out with a punch to the face at the moment of climax.

Mike gave me a dreamland express and now I have a black eye.

by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025

Polar Express

When you cum in a woman’s mouth then she spits your cum in your mouth and you spit your cum in her pussy.

Babe can we do the polar express, I really want you to spit your cum in my pussy!

by ChupaBoy December 27, 2025

Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.

I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.

by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011

red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.

"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".

by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 9, 2017