Emergenseed

Premature ejaculant. The goo left behind by a male who became overly excited during sexual activity.

"All I did was touch Brian's leg and he filled his pants with emergenseed. Pathetic."

by BConnelly84 August 5, 2016

Emerald Dreams

The Balance of Sleep and absolute bliss. Absolute happiness through ones mind

I Want you to sleep in Emerald Dreams

She sleeps in emerald dreams

by Flamesd August 24, 2016

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

egomeritas

A very beautiful thing alive that must be praised by all other living creatures. If you ever meet a egomeritas be sure to follow them on instagram and like all their pictures. If you ever make an egomeritas mad, be sure to draw one of their ocs from the hashtag #meritasdankocs on instagram. Those are the only way to please an egomeritas. And art supplies ofc

world : swiggity swooty, I am coming for dat booty

Man : what a beautiful egomeritas hanging on the outside of my window, sure hope they don't take their pants of *wink*

by Egomeritas December 26, 2016

Emergidoo

When, out of nowhere, you MUST find a bathroom for an emergency shit.

You have to find an exit now, I gotta go! It's an emergidoo!!!

by Luna Mystica March 14, 2017

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

emergency slash

A Gentlemans need to relieve ones self through emptiness of the bladder

Gentlemans Bladder Emergency Slash

by Hola-ole May 19, 2017