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Scooper-duper

A scooper-dooper is a pail, much like a pail kids use in the sandbox, that is picks up fecal matter stuck on the floor and/or wall.

If someone poops and misses the toilet, or just wants to be a douche and poops on the wall, then you use a scooper-duper to scrape it off the floor or wall if stuck, or if not stuck then just pick it up.

The scooper-duper is a filthy pail that much resembles a dust pan, and has probably not been used in over a year (depending on how much poop lands on your floor or walls), it is slicked over dusty and filthy, and is probably stored in a cubby hole, or closet that has been previously infested with mold, or rats.
Did you hear what Jon had to do at work at Wal-Mart yesterday? Someone pooped on the floor next to the moldy out of order toilet no one used, and the manager told him he had to use that nasty scooper-duper to clean it up...
by wefounddoveinasoaplessplace December 26, 2011
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humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck
Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.
by bacardehali August 1, 2012
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chat dumped

Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).
Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
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elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."
by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016
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Temp Dumped

A phrase used by someone who can't accept they've been dumped so wrongly assumes it to be temporary.
Alex: Got temp dumped
Everyone: lmfao
by SaidSheCant August 24, 2016
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skamper dampers

a term used to describe suspects linked to a crime running away from said crime scene.
"Dude where's Johnny?"
"He ran away with the other skamper dampers last night!"
by A Saturated Meatball November 18, 2016
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Pooper Duper

People who walk their dogs with no intention of picking up after them but carry plastic bags or other implements for doing so to appear that they do.
"Oh look, Frank is walking his great dane and has those poop bags for cleaning up after him!"
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."
by slomo67 December 1, 2016
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